February 2012
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Don’t even lie. If I actually chose sleep over school or equally balanced the two, my grades would disappoint the both of you. There is absolutely no way a student with unskilled teachers can pull of a 97 average with a substantial amount of sleep. I mean, I can go back to my lazy freshmen days and bring home an 88-89 average with a great sleeping schedule but I mean, who really wants that?...
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
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I ate all my Kinder Bueno. Now I’m sad.
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Parent's logic.
-Eating food-
Parents: Y U SO FAT!?
-Tries to eat less-
Parents: Y U STARVING YOURSELF!?
-Goes out-
Parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH!?
-Stays home all day-
Parents: Y U SO LAZY!?
-Dresses nice-
Parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, HAVE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND!?
-Dresses comfortable-
Parents: Y U DRESS LIKE A HOBO!?
I hate it when I stretch to reach the phone and on the other line is a stupid computer advertisement.
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WatchWait, did he just say, “Pussy cats in English”?!
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I should start my essays… Then again, I should start a lot of other things as well.
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